Where did my homework go?
Hi mum i’m home “hi honey what are you doing home so late.” because I walked today. I did a fart and it smelt like pie it spread onto my homework. by the way I have a dog which means that she could smell it that is bad thanks to my fart it was so strong that it tipped the jam that I was going to put on my toast.
Back to my dog she is a ratbag she breaks everything well not everything she won’t be able to smash a tree over. Okay back to the story she jumped onto the table and shredded it to bits “dam I just finished that Roxy.” “mum Roxy shredded my homework to bits and I just finished it too.”
And that is why I didn’t have homework on Friday.